Now that the expansion hoop-la is finished for this offseason I thought it would be a nice idea to revisit the big 12/big 10 fiasco.
Jim Delany: We're considering expanding...what does everyone think about missouri?

Jim delany: I suppose we could look at pittsburgh

Jim Delany: What about Rutgers?

Barry Alvarez: Woah hold on timeout! Guys...alma mater mean anything to you?

Jim Delany: Hmmm....Nebraska?

Meanwhile in the Big 12....

Governor Nixon: I know I'm the governor but I thought I'd get in on some of this action....we're going to the Big 10 (applause)

Little Girl: Coach Pinkel sir can you sign my big 10 poster?

Back at Texas Headquarters a clever scheme is devised to hold the Big 12 together...

Mack Brown: Ultimatum!

Secret Pac 10 base...

Larry Scott: Psst...Texas...

Back on the ranch...

Brown: We've got an offer to join the pac 10 and we would bring texas tech, A&m, Oklahoma, Okstate and Colorado with us.

Art Briles: Ahem....

Brown: Of course Baylor is going to be substituted for Colorado...

Back in Boulder...

Dan Hawkins: Oh yeah Texas! You're not playing us like a puppet! This ain't intramurals brother!

Lincoln Nebraska...the next day...

Mike Ekeler: We're leaving!

Harvey Perlman: It wasn't our fault...



News around the country

Tim Brewster: We like Nebraska in the big 10...we have a winning record against them.




All is not well in Columbia...

Reporters: Coach Pinkel what happened...

Gary Pinkel: They chose Nebraska

Governor Nixon: Ah poop. At least our basketball program is better than theirs.

Missouri fans: Sigh....I hate Nebraska

Meanwhile back at hell er....Texas

Brown: What do you mean Nebraska is leaving!?!

Down south...

Mike Slive: Perhaps the Aggies would like to join us...




College Station

Mike Sherman: Yeah we're gettin out of hear...skin baby!

Shortly thereafter...

Sherman: Staying? Why?....sigh....



Ames Iowa

Paul Rhoads: The Big 12 lives!

Iowa State Players: Congratulations coach!

Lawrence Kansas

KU fans: We get to keep basketball!


Manhattan Kansas

Bill Snyder: We're gonna be okay Willie...we're gonna be okay.



Big 12 Headquarters...

Bob Stoops: Glad you saw things our way...

Brown: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Big 12 will be reorganized into the first Galactic Texas Empire, for a safe and secure conference, which I assure you will last for 10,000 years.

Stoops: Hail Texas!

Tommy Tuberville: So this is how Liberty dies...

Dan Beebe: Reprimand!

Tuberville: Got an ultimatum for me too chump!



The near distant future...Oct 16 2010

Referee: After further review and discussion with the Big 12 brass...there will be 2 seconds

added back onto the clock...



The End


















And for those that didn't get the reference (there's bound to be somebody right)